La República Catalana




Why Spain is Bankrupt

by Roger Evans Llet nostra_html_de36bcbdOur Milk: Two Catalan children practise milking the Catalan cow to maintain do-nothing Spain. Below: The pain in Spain: What The Economist thinks of Spanish bull.



An introduction to Spanish economics as recorde by the American harpsichordist Roger Evans from the European milkmaid:



Basque economy: You have two cows, which you milk and keep all the milk you need and send the leftovers to Madrid.


Navarre economy: Like the Basque, but one of the two cows refuses to learn Basque.


Catalan economy: You have two cows which you milk. Madrid takes all the milk and returns watered down half what you should get.


Valencian economy: You had two cows which you sold, re-zoned the fields where they grazed and built apartments. With the money you planned to have all the milk you wanted, but the apartments don’t sell and you are forced to beg for milk to Madrid that only takes milk from others.


Majorcan economy: Like the Catalan, but one of the two cows is German and the other English.


Andalusian economy: You have two bulls, which you cannot milk so you bullfight and sit in the bar waiting for milk to be sent from Madrid.


Extremaduran economy: You have two cows, one a gift and you believe you could have both for free if it wasn’t for the Catalans.


Madrid economy: Why have any cows when Madrid drinks the best milk in Spain?




Per què Espanya està en bancarrota


per Roger Evans

Econspain_html_ce840940Espanya cau: Què opina l’Economist de la torejada espanyola. Primera foto: Llet nostra: Dos nens catalans aprenen a munyir la vaca catalana que mantè la ganduleria espanyola.



Introducció a l’economia espanyola il.lustrada al clavicembalista americà Roger Evans per la munyidora europea:



Economia basca: Tu tens 2 vaques, les munys, prens la llet que necessites i envies la que sobra a Madrid.


Economia navarra: Com la basca, però una de les dues vaques no vol aprendre basc.


Economia catalana: Tu tens 2 vaques, les munys, Madrid s’emporta tota la llet i la torna aigualida amb la meitat del que et correspon.


Economia valenciana: Tu tenies 2 vaques que has venut, requalifiquat el prat on pasturaven i fet apartaments. Amb els diners pensaves comprar tota la llet que vulguessis, però com que els apartaments no es venen has de pidolar llet de Madrid que només pren llet dels altres.


Economia balear: Com la catalana, però una de les dues vaques és alemanya i l’altra anglesa.


Economia andalusa: Tu tens 2 toros. Com els toros no es poden munyir els toreges i després t’esperes al bar fins que t’enviïn la llet des de Madrid.


Economia extremenya: Tu tens 2 vaques, una regalada i creus que si no fos pels catalans en podries tenir les 2 regalades.


Economia madrilenya: Per què vols tenir cap vaca si a Madrid beu la millor llet d’Espanya?



26 February 2014 - Posted by | Economy/Economia |

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